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The delicate minds of children and the ramblings they produce

In the midst of molar cutting I needed this laugh…maybe you will too 🙂

*JACK (3) was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”

MELANIE (5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Said Melanie, “If you don’t remember you just look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”

STEVEN (3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. “I love you so much, that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.”

BRITTANY (4) had an earache and wanted a **painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?”

SUSAN (4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. “Please don’t give me this juice again,” she said, “It makes my teeth cough.”

DANI (4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: “How much do I cost?”

MARC (4) was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: “Why is he whispering in her mouth?”

CLINTON (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, “I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?”

JAMES (4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.” Concerned, James asked: “What happened to the flea?”

TAMMY (4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, “Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?”

The Sermon – I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday sermon… “Dear Lord,” the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. “Without you, we are but dust.” He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little voice, “Mommy, what is butt dust?” *

A walker, a bear and a pooped out babe :)

Sorry I have no time to blog lately…just so busy. But I wanted to let everyone know that we have an official walker! Hayden has been walking everywhere and getting really good at it too 🙂 Its been something I kept forgetting to tell you all on here, but its definitely a milestone! I can’t believe her birthday is just around the corner! This year has flown by so fast, and I’m sure it will be like that from now on. I am savoring every moment, and it seems that daily she has discovered something new, or says a new word. Its almost too much for me to keep up with.

Here are a couple of new pictures for everyone…the first one is of Hayden coloring for the first time and like a true BU bear she would only use the color green 🙂 Sic’Em!!!

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The next one is so cute, it is of her covered up in her new favorite blankie (hayden calles it “deedee”) after a long long day of work and no nap 😦 so precious!
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Go Go Go!!!!


Go check out my Mary Kay blog…the new post is really exciting!!!! I love it!!!!

Thank God for birth control!!!!!!!!!

Fall is around the corner and how do I know this?? Well I could look at a calendar and yes, there in plain view I see that it is September…amazing that this year has flown by. Another way to tell is how “right” it felt as I cleaned and cooked yesterday and walked by the TV to the sound of the Baylor football game….memories of cold weather, screaming fans, and hot chocolate tell me that fall is in the air; or it could be that yesterday as we grilled outside for the first time by ourselves in our married life that neither of us broke a sweat. 🙂 But the sure-fire way to know that the weather has changed and the scorching days or numbered is that the sickies came knocking on our door this weekend.

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Yes, once again, Hayden and I have the sinus fun!! Blame it on the “like mother-like-daughter factor” but it seems when one of us is sick so is the other. Poor thing has it alot worse then me. Mine took a quick course of sore throat, man voice, congestion, sore tonsils. But hers is runny nose, progressing to a deep congestion in her lungs once again. So we have brought back mister Rhino mask and breathing treatments are undeway.
Seems like everytime gets harder and now it takes both me and Bj to hold down the sick, aggitated, uncomfortable child and hold the mask anywhere near her face. She loves it, let me tell ya!

Oh another bad thing that happened…Hayden cut open right under her eye on Friday..it bled, and I was so worried….but she just got a little scab, and a little whelp, but it wasn’t as bad as it seemed..I was sure we were on the way to our first ER visit.

One thing that she has loved is her new found food of choice. Sandwhiches!!! Yum yumm.
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So, she has recently started eating these, and we soon discovered that two slices of bread just wasn’t going to work. She doesn’t know how to bite through the first one and keep biting through the second, instead she would get through the first piece and pull, resulting in a couple of really sticky jelly bibs. So jelly foldovers it is 🙂 She is so cute and gets so excited when she sees me bringing her one.

In other news, being that I have been sick I have watched some interesting programs this weekend…for starters I saw a program on the Duggar family, maybe you’ve heard of them…yeah, they have 16 children…yep you heard me 16! HA! I can’t even begin to imagine….much less imagine when they all grow up and have families of their own..think of the grandkids at Christmas time….I’m picturing mass mayhem!! So they had this show on TLC about how TLC is building this house for them….7000 sq. ft., a pantry that literally looks like a grocery store, a laundry room with 4 washers 8 dryers! a cafeteria style kitchen along with a regular kitchen…the list goes on and on…it was amazing. How in the world can they afford their own family.

Thank you Lord for my one precious daughter….I’m good for now, Really!!

Juli Woolie :)

I must say my week ending and week end were splendid due to Juli visiting 🙂 We had a great time together and got to see friends who I haven’t seen in almost a year and catch up on our lives!! So fun! Of course I only have a couple of pics from the whole time, due to my camera screen wigging out on me halfway through the weekend and then suddenly working again once all the fun was over with 😦 (PPTHHH–that would be me sticking my tongue out and making a sound with it)
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We went out to yummy dinner at Tommy Bahama’s; stopped for some Cheesecake at The Cheesecake Factory; watched the always cute and funny Fever Pitch; went browsing around town, looking at some friends’ newly purchased 1800’s mansion…so cute and definitely a fun fixer-upper!; Let’s see…then we headed downtown to visit the Body Worlds Exhibit at the Houston Museum of Natural Science…amazing I must say!! We loved it! Then we went to Chuy’s and ate some yummy mexican food, then home to crash. Saturday was supposed to be filled with relaxation and swimming and instead was filled with rain, relaxation and catching up on my DVR’d 90210 episodes.

Then we went to hear Jared play at Ooh La Latte and it was a really good show! You should all go hear him sometime!
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Hayden got to meet up with her little pal Noah two times this weekend. They always seem mesmerized by each other…its cute!
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Today we went out to eat at Cracker Barrel with some pals after church and then home to crash again. Nothing like a Sunday nap! It just makes the week right.

Now the weekend is over….the week is approaching and we are looking towards the weekend again 🙂 I love weekends. Monday’s on the other hand…………. Blech. Oh…but this week we get to see Cary, Melissa, Carson and Co… 🙂 So fun!!

I’m getting a sister :)

Congratulations to my favorite Brother in law on his engagement to my soon to be favorite sister in law 🙂 We are so happy for you guys!!!!

I heard this (the blogger privacy thing) from a friend of mine that uses blogger….he didn’t know when it was taking place but sometime soon.

If you wish to continue subscribing to my blog….please read!!!!

Blogger is doing new things. They are updating to a new version soon which will allow me to limit the number of users who can view this site. The way it will work is that I will enter the e-mail addresses of everyone who wants to be able to read my site and you will be sent an e-mail inviting them to read my blog. If you already have a blogger account, this will be a one-time thing. If you don’t have a blogger account, you will be invited to A) create one or B) view as a guest. If you view as a guest, you will only be able to view for 2 weeks and then your invitation will expire. This will make me feel better about posting so many pictures. It is not happening just yet, but will happen soon.

So…if you wish to remain a reader…contact me through my profile…then through my email or my AIM…or for those that talk to me regularly…by that method is just fine 🙂

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