Category Archives: Hayden funny sayings

No more monsters

Today I took Hayden with me to get my ears pierced for the third time. No I don’t have three holes, I have had to get the same single hole re pierced three times. Ridiculous. You would think I would learn my lesson and leave my earrings in, but I am really bad about keeping them in.

Anyway, so we are on the way and I am telling Hayden that she will have to hold my hand so I won’t be scared and she says to me in the sweetest voice ever, “Its OK mommy, there are no monsters in the car.” I was so relieved, of course.

Potty Talk

Today during one of our many drawn out potty episodes, Hayden is sitting there NOT going to the restroom and finally I decide we have “tried” long enough and will try again later. So I tell Hayden I’m going to count to ten and then she has to get down. So I start…1….2…3….SHRIEKS AND WAILS from Hayden “NOOOOO MOMMYYYY, don’t say four and five…don’t say FOUR AND FIVE” !!!!!!!!!!”

Some funnies

BJ was getting ready to change Hayden’s poopy diaper (which was evident by the strong stench) and Hayden with big eyes said “It’s going to scare you!!”

The other day she was dressing up with some belts and she had them criss-crossed across her chest. She walked in the room and said, “Look mom, I look like Jesus.”

Today she was telling me that she loved me so I asked her who else she loved and she said “Daddy aaaannndd Pweswyn aaannndd Ella annnnnddd Granna annndd Grandad annndd Sean aaannnn Lexi annnnd my presents. ” (Don’t forget the presents 🙂

Still no Ella yet, hopefully this weekend, but we’ll see.

Recent Convo between me and the Wee

Me: ok Hayden its time for big girl bed
Hayden: I sleep in Big Bed (pronounced Bay-yed)
Me: yes…Hayden can you say Beeed (emphasis on the E as in egg sound)
Hayden: Baayed
Me: No, BeeeeD
Hayden: BaaayyeDuh

After that I just cracked up at how hick-ville she sounded

Quick story

Last night BJ, Hayden and I went out to eat with our friends Tara, Craig, Tiffany, Deborah and Colton. We had such a great time. Hayden was being a ham as usual and Colton was being adorable. He was saying the funniest things and making “cheese sandwhiches” out of the dough they make tortillas with 🙂 So we are sitting there and all of the sudden Colton says in reference to Hayden…”She is smart and strong and brave”. It was HILARIOUS. It was so heartfelt and we were all just sitting there waiting for him to profess his love to her. It was the most precious thing ever. We were all cracking up so hard. Sweet Colton!

Another funny story is on the way to the restaurant, Hayden said, “Two babies…mommy, two babies. Too much” Lol…. So funny as well.