Category Archives: funny

Jul 03 2014
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Family Funnies

Lately my kiddos have had some really funny things that I need to record. 

We were in the car and Ella asked “mom, why do men snore when they sleep?” 
And before anyone could even respond Hayden shouts from the back “because they have no respect for women!!” 
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Then today I was getting up to walk in the house and Ella come up beside me and put her arm around my back and looks at me saying “mom, I know how ya feel” 
I said “oh really??” And she replies “ginormica….. But you’re still beautiful” 
She’s also been frequently referring to me as “mother of life” and “mother of nature” . 
May 27 2013
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adoption, funny, hayden, mothers day

Mothers

I was so busy during Mothers day that I never properly posted about it or about the fabulous mothers in my life. May is incredibly busy for us, with weddings, graduations, and then nearly every birthday of anyone we know, and then Mothers Day. Literally my husband, dad, and father in law all share birthdays within a few days of each other. It gets crazy!

We spent time with both of our moms and my family loved on me and made me feel so special. I’m so thankful that we live close to our mothers and get to spend so much time with each of them!

Lately, Hayden has been trying to convince us to adopt a brother for her, or to please go to the doctor to see if they can see a baby in my stomach. (Chuckling) A couple of weeks ago, when I told her that adoption is extremely expensive and something that takes time and patience and lots of money, she responded ” Can you just give them your debit card??”

Her newest response came today when she asked me, “Well, can we just get a cheap one??”

I love that girl. All my girls. I’m so thankful for the joy they give me and that I have been blessed to be their mother.

The twins brought home brown bags with “breakfast in bed” for me on Mother’s Day.
I shared 🙂

Preslyn–my baby and mini-me

Ella–My sweet princess. She is so girly and loves to wear dress up clothes

The child that made me a Mom, Hayden–7yrs

Me and My Mom after one of our daily workouts

A Mother’s Nest necklace I made for a customer of mine. Loved how it turned out. 

So thankful that this photo is so full! Love my girls!! H, E, P

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Aug 16 2008
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funny, preslyn and ella 9 months

Just a little peek into some hilarious moments!

Jan 04 2007
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2007, funny

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when…

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.